The United States of Surfwax America is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Rivers Cuomo population. The quiet, industrious population of 527 million Surfwax Americans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Surfwax American economy, worth 19.1 trillion jar of surf waxes a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,281 jar of surf waxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax jar of surf waxes each year. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Surfwax America's national animal is the Rivers Cuomo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Surfwax America is ranked 226,944^th in the world and 4,555^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Populations, with 527 million capita.